Nu på måndag ska jag ta meg en pils, det borde du också göra!
Vi kanske ska ta en i hop?
- Ja, det borde vi!
Meld deg på så ses vi!
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16-17 Mai , post@soliis.no -> bordsreservationer.
Vi har tagit in Dj sWEEDe i 2 dagar, och vi kan väl göra det kort och enkelt och bara konstatera att det kommer ta av!!! Trumpeter , kolsyre och hela paketet! Alla ska ut!
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Glöm för all del ikke torsdagarna nå også...Så ge oss sommar nu och kliv upp ur källaren så ses vi på solli plass!
Då var det dags för en säsong av Expedition Robinson på TV3, Jag ser fram emot premier avsnittet och ber till gudarna om en liknande start scen på säsongen som dem i Sverige bjöd tittarna på.
Ni som besökte oss under 17 mai i år minns säkert, DJ sWEEDe.
Han står för musiken och du ...står för underhållningen.
Så vi ses i kväll.
Observera, att det är lukket selskap fram till 23.30.
Fantastic amount of sun today here in Oslo, will need to grab some beers outside to cool down. Looking for something to do tonight Soliis will be bumping especially with the really nice weather. See you there!
OSLO LOVE
Much Love goes out to Oslo. After 2 years of living here I am very proud of the way the people of Norway have faced the adversity of last weeks attack. Very lucky that no one I know directly has been caught up but being such a small country every person loss is not far away, and my heart goes out to those families and friends affected. I was at the rose parade monday night and got chills at how 200,000+ people could rally together to show more love, openess, and democracy! Think things will be different in Oslo however we cannot let fear dictate our lives and let the killer win by closing ourselves. OSLO LOVE. If you see me at the bar come say hi, we should open ourselves to meet new people and share the love.
Apparently according to the forecasts Sun only for Thorsdag, which means hello PATIO PARTY @ Soliis tonight!!! :) The line kicks in around 12, but one of the things I enjoy is that it moves very very fast, unlike other places that force you to wait outside because it is "COOL" at Soliis it is:
So speaking of summer I thought I would take some time to share some stories:
1) Why Norwegian people are good looking (especially in Solii area),
2) What not to do to a friend
3) Top 5 Biggest Blockers/Gamekillers to Getting Laid
1) WHY NORWEGIAN PEOPLE ARE SO GOOD LOOKING
I love summer weather because that means summer dresses on all the beautiful ladies here in Oslo. When I first moved here my friend explained to me why Scandanvians are so good looking, When the vikings went around the world raping and pillaging, they only took the most beautiful women back and left the rest in the UK :P Don't believe me come out any night in Soliis and hangout for a bit, heck even grab a coffee during the day as well and see what I mean.
2) WHAT NOT TO DO TO A FRIEND
So few weekends ago, an Irish friend of mine Owen was out and met this really cute Swedish girl who was a massuse and the best part lived in Ireland before. Owen likes massages and lord and behold is Irish, so things are going well chatting and laughing, then drunk Chris (Australian) buddy stumbles over and proceeds to hit on the girl as well, NOT COOL. Your role as a friend guy or girl, is to HELP your friend, don't be THAT GUY. Leading to the next thing TOP 5 GAME KILLERS.
3) TOP 5 BIGGEST BLOCKERS/GAME KILLERS TO GETTING LAID - NO ORDER
+ Weather, Sun = happy, rain = not as happy, someone please tell the weather in Oslo to get its act together this summer, WE WANT MORE SUN!!
+ Yourself, why do people psyche themselves out, or make excuses? Fortune favors the bold, think some of the best advice I have ever heard is "Don't be afraid to ask for the money, as in If you never ask, you never get"
+ Drinking too much... there is that tipping point from fun drunk.. to cannot pronnounce your own name or put together complete sentances, stay on the fun drunk side or your only chance is someone equally SHITFACED.
+ The "Friend"
+ Terrible Dance Moves, look you don't have to be the next top dancer, the key here is do it with confidence and HAVE FUN!! Nothing is more depressing then a girl or guy that can't dance (You know what they say about dancing and performance in bed). One of my good buddies terrible dancer 2 years ago, now rips up the dance floor with his confidence and my old college roommate went from funny confident dancer guy to actually legitamitely a good dancer, seriously he can shuffle!!
Hello Hipster people of Oslo, hope your all getting ready for a fun weekend out on the town to enjoy the limited sun we are getting. Wanted to take the time to explain what a "Patio" is since it's not a Norwegian word, basically it is an easy formula, YOU + FRIENDS + DRINKS + OUTDOORS + GOOD VIBES + SUMMER = PATIO!
Check out some pictures from last Thursday's Patio Party @ Soliis
No Cover, Great Music, Fun People every week! Why I like to Start, Stay, or Finish the night there :)
Foto: Åshild Harr
Also for all the girls out there looking for a way to get the MESSAGE across that you want to be left alone check out some advice from hilarious comedy YouTube girl Jenna Marbles:
Det spiller i bunn og grunn ingen rolle. Vi i redaksjonen har konkludert med at livene våre slett ikke blir lettere å håndtere ved å sette en label på hvem vi er, hvor vi hører hjemme, eller hvilken crowd på byen som passer oss best. Hipster eller ikke, velkommen skal du være! - Les om betegnelsen Hipster her (wikipedia)
